Joke
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A girl brings her boy
friend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a
business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the boy to his
study for green tea.
"So what are your
plans?" the father asks the boy.
"I am an religious scholar and want to marry your daughter" he replies.
"I am an religious scholar and want to marry your daughter" he replies.
"A scholar," the
father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my
daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"
"I will study," the
young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy
her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on
my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks
the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God
will provide," replies the boy.
The conversation
proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the boy insists that God
will provide.
Later, the mother
asks, "How did it go?"
The father answers,
"He has no job and no plans, but the good news is that he thinks I'm God."
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