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OK so I might take some heat for this one but I thought it was too funny not to post.

Funny..... But also sadly true these days ...

This guy goes to a bar and meets a woman and they hit it off. As he feels he is all that and way better than sliced bread, he suggests they go somewhere more comfortable. She agrees and suggests her place. He's on that like white on rice, and off they go.

They arrive and she asks him to come in, brushing a hand down his back. He's thinking, oh, yeah, lets go. They look at each other and she just leads him to her bedroom and sits him on the bed. He thinks, “Straight to the bed, no drinks or anything! I know I got it!!” She excuses herself to freshen up.

He sits down on the bed then notices the wall across the room at the end of the bed. Covering the wall are shelves and shelves, all full of stuffed animals. Giant stuffed bears, pandas, cats, dogs on the top shelves, smaller stuffed animals on the middle shelves and little tiny toys along the bottom shelf. “Hmm,” he thinks, a big grin plastering his face, “Maybe she's got a serious kink for stuffed animals . . . who knows what’ll happen tonight?”

She comes out and she is smoking hot, and he's hot too, so they get down to action. He’s working it good, pulling all his best moves, floating like a butter fly and stinging like a bee, you name it, he's doing it. He feels he’s never been so good with a woman, he knows he has never been better.

After they’re finished they’re both laying back on the bed. He rolls towards her and with a smirk says, “ Well, how’d you like it?”

She looks at him, waves towards the wall of toys and says, “Pick any animal off the bottom shelf. . . “