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Re: Joke of the Day
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your f*cking cat."
icoultha
Re: Joke of the Day
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two a$$es come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two ****, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, cool down lady," said the man.
"Who's talkin' abouta sex? I'm a just tellin' my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."
randy56
Re: 2002 Rinker 342 Dashboard Switches
Re: bring 342 back to life
Re: Joke of the Day
I don't follow the football but found this article buried.....
Los Angeles, CA
Anthrax Scare At Rams Superbowl practice.
LA Rams football practice was delayed nearly two hours recently after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Sean McVay immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
icoultha
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shawnmjr
Re: Rinda Diacom Deluxe kit
I gave up on that, boating is far too expensive. My wife conceded with my dreams and has also fallen in love with our lifestyle. Our vacation are taken on the boat 9/10, our time off is 100% boat related during season. Boating needs to be a lifestyle choice, if you are not using it every second you have free you are not getting your time and moneys worth. As for the budget, my income either goes to bills, investments or one of my habits. I watched far to many people save all their money during their working days for this golden retirement. Retirement came and their health went. Tomorrow is not promised, I live my life for today, everyday. I make small plans for tomorrow but I will never skip over something today in hopes of doing it tomorrow.Handymans342 said:Do you have a yearly boat budget?Wildboating said:We skipped having children.Handymans342 said:You must be well off
Re: bring 342 back to life
I wish. He was a little grumpy back when he was still a boater. Now that he traded his 342 for an RV, he's a total Eeyore. ; )javhav said: Mr handyman you seem a little grumpy
LaRea
Re: Wondering what the difference is between 2003 312 and 2004 312? any help is appreciated. Thanks.
I would say nothing lol
zaverin1