Nearing the end
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Nearing the
end
Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his
nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says
to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills
houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"Hymie,
I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife,
please take all the residential buildings downtown"
The nurse is just
blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the
wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to
have accumulated so much property."
Sarah replies, "Property
shmoperty... the schmuck had a newspaper route."
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