Take my a$$ to jail!
Babyboomer
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A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virginia Stateline. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The
trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver
would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told
the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to
juggle.
The
trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them
to him.
While the
man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy
from West
Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went
over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got
in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my a$$ to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
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