BUSTED!!!

Glassguy54

John & Mary are in bed reading when Mary turns to John and asks-

Mary: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

John: "Definitely not!"

Mary: "Why not? Don't you enjoy being married?"

John: "Of course I do."

Mary: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

John: "Okay, Okay - I'd get married again."

Mary: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

John: --long sigh--

Mary: "Would you live in our house?"

John: "Sure. It's a great house."

Mary: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

John: "Where else would we sleep?"

Mary: "Would you let her drive my car?"

John: "Probably, it's almost new."

Mary: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

John: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Mary: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

John: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."

Mary: " Would you take her golfing with you?"

John: "Sure. Those are always good times."

Mary: "Would she use my clubs?"

John: "No. She's left handed."

Mary: --SILENCE--

John: "SH*T!!"

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