THE HONEYMOON'S OVER!

Glassguy54

The wife's back on the warpath again. She said we should make a sex video, and all I did was suggest that we should hold auditions for her part.

 

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my fault. I should have taken them off first.

 

The other night she asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night."

 

She packed my bags and told me to get out. As I headed for the door she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you ****!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

Babyboomer

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raybo3

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