Glassguy54Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭

At the assisted living facility, Mavis and Helen were discussing the current youth culture. Helen said, "You know, I just don't understand why all the kids have those tatoos now." Mavis replied, "Don't be too harsh dear. I myself had a rose tatooed on my left breast when I turned 21." Eyes wide, Helen exclaimed, "You did?!" Mavis said, "Yes, now its a long stem!"


Ole was at home alone when the doorbell rang. He answered the door and a sheriff's deputy was standing there.

Deputy: "I'm sorry to bother you sir, but are you married?"

Ole: "Ya, you bet."

Deputy: "Would you have a photo of your wife?"

Ole: "Yoost a minit"

Ole produces a photo of Lena from his wallet and offers it to the deputy.

Deputy: "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."

Ole: "Ya, I know, but she's a good vooman and an excellent cook!"


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