THE HORTH WHITHPERER

Babyboomer

THE HORTH WHITHPERER

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her ****?'

Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

 

TikiHut2

OK that took me a min but yeah it's a LMAO when I figured it out.


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BoatAway

hahaha! figuring out the missing word was equally as entertaining as the joke! i'm gonna use that one...

 

it had been a while Boomer. thanks!

MarkB

Hahaha, okay it took me 5 minutes, I was pulling my hair out.

Tw#t

raybo3

LOL  ) )

Michael T

Excellent, I used the wrong word the first time. Good laugh! :-) MT