DUMB BLONDES - EQUAL OPPORTUNITY

Glassguy54

Mrs. Smith calls her blonde neighbor, Mr. Johnson and says, "Next time you and your wife are making love, pull the curtains shut. The whole street was watching and laughing at you guys yesterday." Johnson replied, "Well the joke's on you because I wasn't even home yesterday!"

A blonde man was asked why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats. He said if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat. (That one actually makes sense!)

A friend told the blonde man, "Christmas is on Friday this year." The blonde man says, "Let's hope it's not Friday the 13th."

raybo3

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PartsMan

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Babyboomer

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