CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES - JUST THE THING FOR LONG WINTER NIGHTS

Glassguy54

1 cup water

1tsp baking soda

8 ounces unsalted butter

1 cup sugar

1tsp salt

1 cup brown sugar

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tradicional Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to ensure quality. Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again to be certain it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok. Try another cup, just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who geeves a sheet? Check the Jose Cuervo again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink, whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the tin cake 360 degreesh and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat (off) the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas!

 

 

Michael T

Thanks a lot buddy. I tried out your recipe this afternoon. I can't remember everything but it looks like the cat bit me, the dog had a cr*p on the floor and there is a message on the telephone from a divorce lawyer. On top of that I can't find the friggin stove to make some eggs and the kitchen window is gone. Merry Christmas my a**! :-)  MT