Glassguy54Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭

So yesterday the smokin' hot babe that lives next door came up to the house and started to ring the bell urgently. I answered the door and she said, "I am SO HORNY! I just got off work and all I want to do is have a good time, get drunk and make love all night long. Are you busy tonight?" I said, "Nope. I'm free. I have no plans what so ever." She said, "Great! Can you watch my dog?"


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