High Seas Piracy

Glassguy54Glassguy54 Member Posts: 588 ✭✭✭

There is a ship on the ocean. The look out yells down from the crow's nest, "Enemy ship on the horizon!" The captain says to the first mate, "Quick, go to my cabin and fetch my red shirt so that if I am wounded in battle the men won't see that I'm bleeding and will fight on." Just then the look out yells, "Ten enemy ships on the horizon!!!" The captain says, "Better bring my brown pantaloons too!"

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