ONE DAY AT THE PUB!
Glassguy54
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The Reverend Johnathan Fluff was the pastor in a small village in Northern Ireland. During one of his daily promenades about town he happened to pass by O'Shea's Pub and noticed a young lady from his congregation inside, quaffing an ale. Believing her conduct un-ladylike, he entered the pub and addressed the lass. "Miss Fitzgerald, this is no place for a single young lady such as yourself. Allow me to see you home." "Shurtainly", she slurred, obviously quite drunk. She stood and began to weave to and fro and the good reverend tooks her arms to steady her, but as he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor with the reverend on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The barkeep heard the commotion and looked over and exclaimed, "Oy mate! We'll be having none of that kind of carrying on in this pub!" The flabbergasted reverend looked up and stammered, "But sir, you don't understand. I'm Pastor Fluff." The barkeep responded, "Ah, well then, if you're that far in, ye may as well finish!"