DUH!!

A salesman went up to a house and rang the bell. The door opens and there stands a young lad about twelve years old or so. In one hand he has a lighted cigar, in the other, he has a glass of scotch and tucked under his arm is a Penthouse magazine.
Salesman. "Hello there son. Is your mother or father home?"
Lad. "What do you think?"
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