Sermon

A man went to church one day and afterward
he
stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a
damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher
said,
'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use
profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I
put five
thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said,
'No $hit?'
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