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Re: What did you do to your boat today
Got her out of the storage shed, gave her a power wash, a soft soapy wash and a good bilge power wash as there was a lot of engine gunk in there from a through flushing and winterization ( new member and mechanic I know from another club, does an excellent job). Then hit under the platform and the drives to clear out the remaining zebra mussels. These stick like s&*t to a blanket when wet but blow off easy in spring when dry. An afternoon of buffing the port side, all done as were my shoulders.
Ian
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Re: Joke of the Day
Read this to my very religious in-laws. There was a silent pause…then uncontrollable laughter!
johnny44
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Re: Joke of the Day
So, after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter—a good find for many retirees—I had less than a day.
About two hours into my first shift, a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
"Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
Of course, her children were at least two years apart, and while they shared some similar features, they certainly didn’t look like each other.
The woman stopped yelling long enough to snap,
"HeII no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the heII would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
So I replied,
"I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am—I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Walmart."
My supervisor later said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work. 🥰🥰🥰
Lake_Bum
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Re: Would you go?
It's actually a matter of atmospheric pressure. If it is reduced, they get bigger. This is just science talking right now.davidbrooks said:Depends. Does anyone know if breast implants get bigger or smaller in zero gravity?MarkB said:With or without Katy Perry?
MarkB
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Re: Pic Of The Day
18th green at the Heritage PGA tournament here in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. Taken from our dinghy, and yes that's as close as they let you get on a boat without paying. I had to think, briefly ... what would I rather do with a giant wad of cash? Buy tickets to a sport I don't really follow, or buy another tank of diesel? 
LaRea
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Re: What did you do to your boat today
If I lived near Fond du Lac, I would get a job at Merc and rename all those “screws” to “bolts” and then immediately quit.
YYZRC
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Re: Meet the new La Rea!
It looks like your flux capacitor may have had too many jigawatts. 😂
Aqua_Aura
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