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Re: Joke of the Day
@randy56 your cartoon reminds me of the time coming into landing the captain makes his final announcement but doesn’t click off the cabin feed. He turns to the first and says “after we land I’m going to have an ice cold beer, hamburger and then screw the a$$ of that hot new flight attendant we have on board”.
Upon hearing this, said FA runs to the front of the aircraft to let him know of the stuck mic and trips up and end up flat on her face. Little old lady leans over and says “no rush dear, he’s going to have a beer and burger first”.
Upon hearing this, said FA runs to the front of the aircraft to let him know of the stuck mic and trips up and end up flat on her face. Little old lady leans over and says “no rush dear, he’s going to have a beer and burger first”.
Ian
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Re: Stock Market
@J3ff you should look into starting to ride a bike for the land and use inflatables on the water. Maintenance cost would decrease drastically.
Aqua_Aura
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Re: Stock Market
So glad I don't have to follow this thread. By subbing this work out to professionals, I can keep my focus where it belongs: losing money on the boat.
LaRea
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Re: Rinker Sold Today
The day you get your first boat and the day you get your next boat that is 2’ longer?!MarkB said:You know the two best days of a boat owner's life right?
YYZRC
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Re: Pic Of The Day
aero3113 said:@PickleRick , is that a true story?? That’s hilarious!
100% true. We were trying to knock him out. Will try a case of cheap beer and z quill next weekend.
Hes friendly enough to feed, he used to like getting pet on. At one time he used to lay down to get a belly scratch.
One day I was squatting down to do some fence repair, he rolled on his side for a belly scratch. He didn't notice he was on an incline so when he when he went down he started to roll all the way over. He was squealing like i had tired to slaughter him. Since then he only lets you scratch on him while he's eating.
I would just restrain him and do it but I'm afraid I'll give him a heart attack. We live in a residential neighborhood so I'm trying to keep down the blood curdling scream of a terrified 250 plus pound pig.
We got a good sample of the screams that bring all the neighbors out about a year ago when he got a tusk caught in the hog wire fence. Id like to avoid that again.
PickleRick
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Re: Pic Of The Day
Aqua_Aura said:We are not cat people either however we ended up with this guy needing a home. This is Jack and he lives in my shop 🐈. He killed many mice so now we have no issues with rodents 😁 This cat is like a dog and is super friendly.
@PickleRick your cat looks like a wild animal, he could totally handle his liquor at the bar.
Those black and white cats have great personality.
I don't know how well the cat drinks but our pig put down 2 bottles of wine, a few shots of 150 rum, a bottle of kids Benadryl, half bottle of z quill and still wouldnt pass out so we could cut his tusks. He got groggy, I was able to trim one hoof. Any time I messed with his tusks he'd get up angrily and run off.
PickleRick
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