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I want to warn you guys about a scam going on. I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry and they sent me expensive boat parts instead. 

randy56 said:

This ain't no joke, You Canadian's quit sending down that cold air. You are spoiling everyone week end this week.

Nothing some moonshine can't fix.

@randy56 your cartoon reminds me of the time coming into landing the captain makes his final announcement but doesn’t click off the cabin feed. He turns to the first and says “after we land I’m going to have an ice cold beer, hamburger and then screw the a$$ of that hot new flight attendant we have on board”.

Upon hearing this, said FA runs to the front of the aircraft to let him know of the stuck mic and trips up and end up flat on her face. Little old lady leans over and says “no rush dear, he’s going to have a beer and burger first”.