Joke of the Day

rasbury

randy56 said:

That truck seems a little stressed.

It is a chevy...

mattie

rasbury

Thought I'd share a picture of me as a kid..

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halifax212

That drove my wife crazy whenever she saw someone doing that. Great post!

earl1z19

The only thing that was more odd is when people would wear a mask and a face shield while alone in the car, saw several of those here locally

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Rich_

earl1z19 said:

The only thing that was more odd is when people would wear a mask and a face shield while alone in the car, saw several of those here locally

They are the same ones who wear a rubber to bed........when sleeping alone

Lake_Bum

raybo3

mattie

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Willhound

It's a lease.....doesn't want to put too many miles on it.......😉

rasbury

What?

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Lake_Bum

Woman on a plane:

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and shouts, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on the plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says: "Here, IRON THIS!" 😂

Lake_Bum

Willhound

I know some of my US friends are metrically challenged.....but here is an actual pic of a news story on CBC, our national broadcaster. Just so you are aware that in Canada, the beer keg is an official unit of measurement 😆

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dalek

mattie

raybo3

Bud Light = Tranny fluid 

Ian

Guinness = sump oil

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rasbury

randy56 said:

I'd sure like, as we have for over 200 years, have these folks do what they were elected for. Perhaps they are, which is sad. Fix my roads, protect our country and get out my dang business!

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mattie

Ian

Heheheh

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