NEW HAVEN, CT — Freshly transitioned to a woman, Leslie Roberson tasted the sweet thrill of womanhood this morning as she absolutely smashed her car into a curb.
"Whew! Sure feel like a woman now!" shouted Leslie with glee. "Better take the car into a mechanic now and get taken advantage of. This is great!"
Previously known as Bob, the newly minted "Leslie" had grown tired of deciding where to go to eat and being comfortable at ambient temperatures. "I just wasn't living my truth," said Leslie, turning down the thermostat. "Now I can take a hundred blankets with me everywhere I go and have completely preposterous mood swings. Wait, did I just close the garage door on the trunk?"
Sources say Leslie spent the remainder of the day making one sandwich after another, reveling in the joys of femininity. After learning how to do that turban thing women do with towels on their heads after taking a shower, Leslie then added seventeen more throw pillows to the bed. After Leslie turned down a high-level appointment in the Biden administration, Victoria's Secret called to offer a modeling gig.
"Wow, no one ever used to call me when I was Bob," said Leslie at publishing time. "Being oppressed is the best!"
A Russian arms dealer for a basketball player that hates America ,and a marine left behind
I was more going for the first time a WNBA trade was in the news.
For those that don't know the WNBA loses money every year, the NBA covers the tab. Like what Alabama football does for their basketball team.
My college football team doesn't have much national success but the women's basketball team is very much a top team year after year so I hear way too much women's basketball news.
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"Boating" could also be inserted in the sign....
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@Willhound already has a chain saw like that.
@rasbury needs the hammer.
For those that don't know the WNBA loses money every year, the NBA covers the tab. Like what Alabama football does for their basketball team.
My college football team doesn't have much national success but the women's basketball team is very much a top team year after year so I hear way too much women's basketball news.
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What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in
IHOP
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Call a tow truck.
Dad joke day huh?
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BOB
Warren.
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