Joke of the Day

randy56

Hey where do you take your Boat when it is sick?    To the Dock!  

Handymans342

Done that.  Lol

raybo3

Oh God that's a Handy joke.......lol

randy56

A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish named Handy. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,

"Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

"Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

Michael T

That's good, for a minute there I thought the frog was headed for the BBQ! 

randy56

I figured handy has a since of humer

Handymans342

I have a way better frog joke but I cant say it on here

randy56

Q: If you have two people in a boat slapping at each other with oars, what is it called?

A: Rowed Rage

luckydog

I’m Sorry Canada

randy56

at least they put cone's out there before take off., How many aircraft cariers does canada have like this?
The guy in the first pic looks like he has on an orange life vest. 

luckydog

I think his waxing the boat LOL

frenchship

What about that bow thruster 

Michael T

@frenchship, if that guys was French would those be frog's legs. (meant respectfully, in fun!)

Handymans342

LOL

frenchship

Good one MT

randy56

What did Captain Hook die of ?
Jock itch !

aero3113

What's a pirates favorite letter?? Most people will say "RRRRR" but it's really the C!

P.S.
When you tell the joke you have to say it in your best pirate voice,LoL!

aero3113

You ever smell moth balls?? If someone says yes then you ask them how they got its legs apart!

aero3113

Do you have holes in your underwear?? Most people will say no! Then you ask them how do you get your legs through!

Michael T

Geez Aero, you need to be on late night! :-) 

randy56

Is this someone we know? looks like a Rinker

luckydog

LOL the extremes some people will go not pay a marina looks like a good spot with a view

Michael T

.....at least he used his mooring lines, wouldn't want it to get loose and float away! LOL

Glassguy54

On the open sea the lookout yells down from the crows nest, "Enemy ship on the horizon" The captain says to the first mate, "Quick, run down to me cabin and fetch me red shirt so that if I am wounded in battle, the men won't see that I am bleeding and will continue the fight." Just then the lookout yells, "Ten enemy ships on the horizon." The captain says, "Best fetch me brown pantaloons too!"

raybo3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYu4AVquItM

Handymans342

You must want to be womanless Ray LOL

Michael T

The Admiral came into the den to see what I was watching, I said just another gel coat blister repair video. She asked if I hadn't seen enough of those already? WHEW - close one!!!!!!!!!

raybo3

I love to live on the edge......................lol

Michael T

THAT, I can believe! :-)

randy56

this guy left his hat on the dock?

Michael T

I wish we could see the next frame. This couldn't have ended well LOL