Joke of the Day

rasbury

I agree?

mattie

GMSLITHO

that’s great 

GMSLITHO

Ordered some white ink the can on top is a old can and the bottom can is new ...guess that don't want to call it TRANS WHITE anymore 

mvn

mattie said:

Hey now.......

randy56

Ginger and Mary Ann were real. Debuting on CBS in 1964, I thought they were the hottest thing's I ever saw.

rasbury

Maryann in those shorts.....did I say that out loud? I grew up watching that..which was filmed in a parking lot of the studio. Nice clean shows...well, then there's those shorts....

randy56

rasbury

What happens when you run out of air, what propels it?

mattie

@randy56 hilarious pic above.

probably another type of implosion coming soon…

mattie

PickleRick

randy56 said:

My girl heading down to the sub to make sure there are no women down there with me

MarkB

mvn said:

mattie said:

Hey now.......

They drifted to that island! Of course it is all real ... come on man! Don't be fooled by those facts.

aero3113

@PickleRick , do you know this guy?!😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ctx-jYpAN1T/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

PickleRick

aero3113 said:

@PickleRick , do you know this guy?!😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ctx-jYpAN1T/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Likely a local,😀

randy56

mattie

randy56

Party animal 

rasbury

The original snoop...and this one does look older...

mattie

randy56

mattie

Lake_Bum

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The Ticket Agent asked, 'Sir, What's that on your shoulder?'

The old farmer said, 'That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.'

'I'm sorry Sir, ' said the Ticket Agent. 'We can't allow animals in the theater.'

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.

'Marge,' whispered Mildred. 'What?' said Marge. 'I think the guy next to me is a pervert.'

'What makes you think so?' asked Marge.

'He undid his pants and he has his thing out.' whispered Mildred. 

'Well, don't worry about it,' said Marge. '****, at our age we've seen 'em all'.

'I thought so too,' said Mildred, 'but this one's eatin my popcorn.'

Ian

Made me chuckle 🤭 

mattie

GMSLITHO

mattie

mattie

mattie

PickleRick