The cops arrive at a home after neighbors reported gun shots. They go into the house and find a man and a woman in bed naked and both shot. In the living room lies a man also shot and the weapon by his side. One says to the other, yep, husband comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then himself. The other officer says yes, but when the sherriff gets here he will say it could have been worse. Shortly the sherriff arrives, he views the scene and agrees- but says it could have been worse. The surprised deputy says how is that possible? The sherrif looks at the deputy and says "if this had been yesterday it would be me lying in that bed!"
But they can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, ok, tell me what you think!!!"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot.
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2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)