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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    May be an image of 2 people body of water and text that says HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE THATS ME IN THE BACK

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  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The queen will no longer send you a birthday card when you turn 100 but Prince Charles will send your daughter a text when she turns 16
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  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PickleRick said:

    How can anyone dislike this?  You can't write comic material like this!!   To make it fair, Trump looks like he is half a creature from Narnia


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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i do not understand it?  not a batman follower.
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  • IanIan Member Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭✭✭
    randy56 said:
    i do not understand it?  not a batman follower.
    Yeah, was lost on me too.

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  • PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The 90s batman films would be the ones to watch.  Tim Burton as well as Batman forever 
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  • oscar1oscar1 Member Posts: 803 ✭✭✭

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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    that was a pucker....
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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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  • Black_DiamondBlack_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

    Past owner of a 2003 342FV
    PC BYC, Holland, MI
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The cops arrive at a home after neighbors reported gun shots. They go into the house and find a man and a woman in bed naked and both shot. In the living room lies a man also shot and the weapon by his side. One says to the other,  yep, husband comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then himself. The other officer says yes, but when the sherriff gets here he will say it could have been worse. Shortly the sherriff arrives, he views the scene and agrees- but says it could have been worse. The surprised deputy says how is that possible? The sherrif looks at the deputy and says "if this had been yesterday it would be me lying in that bed!"
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Fred and Mary got married.
    But they can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. 
    As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. 
    She replies, "No". 
    Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" 
    His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." 
    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" 
    She replies, "No." 
    Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" 
    His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." 
    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" 
    His mom says "No." 
    He asks, "Do you know what I think?" 
    His mom replies, "Ok, ok, tell me what you think!!!"

    He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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  • YYZRCYYZRC Member Posts: 5,396 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2022
    The slides are in such pain. 
    2008 350 EC on Georgian Bay
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2022
    That whole sled is hurting with those two big fella's on a 250 Bravo.....and no snow....
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • oscar1oscar1 Member Posts: 803 ✭✭✭

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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need - KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot.
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  • oscar1oscar1 Member Posts: 803 ✭✭✭
    I am happy to report FLORIDA still a beacon of Freedom, meaning cheaper gas for boating.
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Making Florida the biggest joke of the day!
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • oscar1oscar1 Member Posts: 803 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2022
    Willhound said:
    Making Florida the biggest joke of the day!
    You alway welcome to the RED State of Florida.
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