Joke of the Day

captkevin

Thats awesome

aero3113

LaRea

This is basically a joke, except it actually happened.

I asked ChatGPT for help finding an oil gallery plug on my generator.  After several tries, I couldn't find it.  ChatGPT said "Send a photo and I'll draw an arrow showing where to look."  I did, but I still couldn't find the plug.  

At this point, I was frustrated.  ChatGPT was getting a snippy attitude like "You idiot human, it's there.  Just look where I said to look."  So I sent this close-up photo and said "Show me the plug."



Here's the photo ChatGPT sent back.  Sure enough, the plug is there ... but NOT on my engine.  It's in the photo because ChatGPT doctored my photo and added the plug!     Funny but true.

captkevin

crazy

Ian

And that is the scary part - BS info. Last year saw performance reviews have an AI “helper” added for better quality review. After writing one up for a staff member, I applied the bot and then went and edited back to reality as too much was made up.

grouch0jr

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Willhound

Good luck Paddy, I've been trying for years! 😆

Lake_Bum

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rasbury

So, we missed an item on our wallmart pickup so I said I would go into the store and pick up the item. I've shared that im around 67 so I've shopped for feminine products for girlfriends  wives, daughters and today, granddaughter.
So I'm walking through the store with my purchase and a group of young men are pointing and snickering a little to much so I said I'm 67 with a girl friend that still needs them- got high fives after that. Only the old guys will get it..

Lake_Bum

rasbury said:

So, we missed an item on our wallmart pickup so I said I would go into the store and pick up the item. I've shared that im around 67 so I've shopped for feminine products for girlfriends  wives, daughters and today, granddaughter.
So I'm walking through the store with my purchase and a group of young men are pointing and snickering a little to much so I said I'm 67 with a girl friend that still needs them- got high fives after that. Only the old guys will get it..

Be careful not to pull a "**** Jagger" and be a new Dad, and a great Grandfather at the same time 

LaRea

Hah, I tried to edit your post ... apparently Vanilla doesn't like the word M-ick.

raybo3

Mi(k works just fine.......lol

Lake_Bum

LaRea said:

Hah, I tried to edit your post ... apparently Vanilla doesn't like the word M-ick.

I saw it gave me the ***** and figured everyone would know anyways.  He's got the moves like Jagger hahahaha

Lake_Bum

rasbury

Did you know, it's almost impossible to solve murders in Alabama...there are no dental records and everyone's DNA is the same!

rasbury

C'mon,  not a chuckle? Everyone here from Alabama?

Lake_Bum

Trump is walking out the White House, heading towards his Limo, when a possible assassin steps forward, and aiming a gun. 

A Secret Service Agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. 

Later, the Secret Service Agent’s Supervisor takes him aside, and ask, “What the heII made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the Secret Service Agent replies, “ I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald Duck”

Lake_Bum

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rasbury

I went in the store to buy a pack of gum
 The clerk asked if I needed a bag. I said why, do you know my girlfriend?

Lake_Bum

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?" The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think it’s just the reflection off her shoes."