Joke of the Day

Lake_Bum

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple-all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine-they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said,

"No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked,

"What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered, "My turn for the Teeth."

Ian

Ewww

Lake_Bum

Lake_Bum

non-skid trailer guides 😂

rasbury

Now that's a target I cam focus on..

Lake_Bum

mattie

mattie

Lake_Bum

mattie

mattie

Willhound

rasbury

Sad but true...

mattie

Lake_Bum

rasbury

Why do scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards?

rasbury

If they fell forward they'd hit the floor of the boat!

mattie

randy56

I just found my Christmas spirit.
It's been on the shelf at the liquor the whole time

Lake_Bum

mattie

aero3113

I was just cursing to myself today @mattie because the drawer wouldn’t open!! 😂

YYZRC

mattie said:

Never once have I been so mildly perturbed to use the word “****” in this context. 

randy56

raybo3

randy56 said:

This is no joke, this should be moved to the "Picture of the day" thread.... Just say'n

mattie

rasbury

Looks right...that "pickup" is butt ugly and about as usefull.

PickleRick

mattie

Willhound