Joke of the Day

Michael T

@randy56.....love it!

RustyS

@randy56 kinda reminds me of my previous boat before my Rinker purchase. 2002 Larson Cabrio 274

Everywhere we went we were remembered. Inherited the boat with this name and left it on and sold it with this.

Everyone always pointed and remembered us through the Rideau canal year to year.

rasbury

that is the best ever!

rasbury

how about "Time to Panic" ?

randy56

@RustyS    no mater what happens!

randy56

https://youtu.be/NgFhJN4H0T0

Michael T

This was posted a few years ago on this forum it is AWESOME - it IS my daughter-in-law!!!!!!!

MarkB

Like as in for real your daughter in law, or how your daughter in law acts??

Willhound

Should have got the 342....

Handymans342

Well he would need diesels

Willhound

  Thanks @Handymans342 . You didn't disappoint me. I knew as soon as I mentioned a 342 you'd be all over it! 

Handymans342

  

Handymans342

@Willhound I think my neighbor has a house on your lake. I will ask him tonight

Willhound

Cool! Wouldn't be surprised. There's 150 miles of shoreline and not much of it isn't developed. 

Handymans342

He is on 6 mile lake

Willhound

Ahh. About 60 miles North of us by road. Not sure if accessible by boat from Georgian Bay/ Lake Simcoe.  Might be in a smaller craft, I think there's some low bridges.

randy56

Love (?) Story I will seek and find you... I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Michael T

Is that what it was - and here I was hoping :-( ....****, just my luck!

Ian

Michael T said:

Is that what it was - and here I was hoping :-( ....****, just my luck!

With @randy56?

randy56

Handy's new camper!

Willhound

Yaaa. But is that old Ford diesel?

Handymans342

You guys will be sorry you disrespected the Handy

trip_n

probably shouldn't mount the generator in front

raybo3

Handymans342 said:

You guys will be sorry you disrespected the Handy

No no its not disrespect its pay back.......... Bahahahahaha

Handymans342

Payback? From??

raybo3

Really Handy really you have to ask? lol

06Rinker270

New one from Boat US

randy56

As most know Handy has new camper, he was an avid  camper in the past. I intercepted this, with out him knowing.

Handy's actual comments left on U. S. Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards after completing wilderness camping trips:

• “A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.”
• “Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.”
• “Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.”
• “Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.”
• “Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.”
• “All the mile markers are missing this year.”
• “Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.”
• “Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.”
• “Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”
• “Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter.”
• “Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.”
• “The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.”
• “Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.”
• “Need more signs to keep area pristine.”

Handymans342

Randy, you are running out of Handy minutes

randy56

Made you laugh