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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @randy56.....love it!
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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    that is the best ever!
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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    how about "Time to Panic" ?
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @RustyS    no mater what happens!
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://youtu.be/NgFhJN4H0T0

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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This was posted a few years ago on this forum it is AWESOME - it IS my daughter-in-law!!!!!!!
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  • MarkBMarkB Member Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Like as in for real your daughter in law, or how your daughter in law acts??

    Boat Name: King Kong

    "Boat + Water = Fun"

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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Should have got the 342....
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well he would need diesels
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
     :D Thanks @Handymans342 . You didn't disappoint me. I knew as soon as I mentioned a 342 you'd be all over it! 
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
     :D 
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Willhound I think my neighbor has a house on your lake. I will ask him tonight
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cool! Wouldn't be surprised. There's 150 miles of shoreline and not much of it isn't developed. 
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He is on 6 mile lake
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ahh. About 60 miles North of us by road. Not sure if accessible by boat from Georgian Bay/ Lake Simcoe.  Might be in a smaller craft, I think there's some low bridges.
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Love (?) Story

    I will seek and find you...

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,

    The Flu

    Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is that what it was - and here I was hoping :-( ....****, just my luck!
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  • IanIan Member Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Michael T said:
    Is that what it was - and here I was hoping :-( ....****, just my luck!
    With @randy56? :smiley:

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Handy's new camper!
    Image result for funny camper jokes
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yaaa. But is that old Ford diesel?
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You guys will be sorry you disrespected the Handy
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  • trip_ntrip_n Member Posts: 747 ✭✭✭
    probably shouldn't mount the generator in front
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  • raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,614 admin
    Handymans342 said:
    You guys will be sorry you disrespected the Handy
    No no its not disrespect its pay back.......... Bahahahahaha
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Payback? From??
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  • raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,614 admin
    Really Handy really you have to ask? lol
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As most know Handy has new camper, he was an avid  camper in the past. I intercepted this, with out him knowing.

    Handy's actual comments left on U. S. Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards after completing wilderness camping trips:

    • “A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.”
    • “Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.”
    • “Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.”
    • “Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.”
    • “Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.”
    • “All the mile markers are missing this year.”
    • “Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.”
    • “Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.”
    • “Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”
    • “Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter.”
    • “Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.”
    • “The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.”
    • “Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.”
    • “Need more signs to keep area pristine.”
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Randy, you are running out of Handy minutes
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Made you laugh 
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