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  • raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,614 admin
    The guy driving the boat thinks this is great.......lol
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com
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  • Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,919 mod
    edited March 2016
    Oh man, save the cooler!!!  Gotta love the smile from his buddy driving the boat!

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    HA Just in case it wasnt obvious do not breathe under the water funny boating signs sailing httpwwwanchoringcom
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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ....would make my scuba diving a bit of a challenge :-)
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good one
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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    .....and that's how my retirement started.
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Know any good bboat jokesb Share them with us in the comments section
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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He was not meant to contribute to the gene pool and now likely won't - at least with her!
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  • chamberbchamberb Member Posts: 265 ✭✭✭

    Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did. For years he guided ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. He was admired by his crew and fellow captains. However, there was one thing different about this captain - every morning he went through a strange ritual. He would lock himself in his captain's quarters and open a small safe. 

    In the safe was an envelope with a piece of paper inside. He would stare at the paper for a minute, then lock it back up. After, he would go about his daily duties. For years this went on, and his crew became very curious. Was it a treasure map? Was it a letter from a long lost love? Everyone speculated about the contents of the strange envelope. 

    One day the captain died at sea. After laying the captain's body to rest, the first mate led the entire crew into the captain's quarters. He opened the safe, got the envelope, opened it and... The first mate turned pale and showed the paper to the others. Four words were on the paper: 

    Port Left

    Starboard Right

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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016

    Smart Captain, I boat many places where getting on the incorrect side of a channel marker is very bad. That's why this little guy is "suction cupped" to my helm. I spin him around according to the direction we are headed for a quick reference .....red right returning....or pay the boatyard and put some  fiberglass guys kids through college!


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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I run through my mind red left leaving, red right returning....I'm sure everyone has there own system as it is easy to get distracted and a few minutes of that can be dangerous!
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its backwards here in the river/ICW
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    one more sandwich
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Only in America
    Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
    Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    Only in America... do they leave boats worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    Only in America... do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    Only in America... do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    Only in America... do they use the word "politics" to describe the process so well; "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
    Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
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  • gtyeegtyee Member Posts: 168 ✭✭✭
    That's funny but true Randy56
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Image result for beer drinking jokes
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  • Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,241 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Black_Diamond. I am Irish and yes, I was there when the two Irishmen walked out of the bar. It was St. Patrick's Day, 2016....that said - they walked into it on St. Patrick's day 1950, so maybe they can be forgiven? :-)
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  • jbendixjbendix Member Posts: 27 ✭
    randy56 said:
    Image result for funny boat jokes


    Bacon, Beer, and Boat are my favorite B-word. 
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  • nhsdnhsd Member Posts: 182 ✭✭✭
    jbendix said:
    randy56 said:
    Image result for funny boat jokes


    Bacon, Beer, and Boat are my favorite B-word. 
    Man, you are just not thinking hard enough.....   >:) 

    Dave

    2002 Captiva 212, 5.0 220 hp, Alpha 1, 1.62 gears

    Moon Township, PA - boating in the Ohio River

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  • jbendixjbendix Member Posts: 27 ✭
    Should I try again?  :D
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • 06Rinker27006Rinker270 Member Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭
    Patrick
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
    Today's luncheon
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lunch at the. Beach 
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