Joke of the Day

Ian

randy56

 lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually, we drifted apart.

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him, that’s the last thing I need.

The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

One hundred years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned.

My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright.” “No, I must die in peace,” he said. “I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and your co-worker.” “I know,” I whispered, “That’s why I poisoned you… Now close your eyes.”

Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market? It was a Big McSteak.

I just spent some time at my wife’s grave today. She still thinks I’m digging a pool.

dalek

PickleRick

PickleRick

raybo3

Strong cleats

mattie

Gnarwhal coolers are awesome. Just sayin....

Willhound

Nice! Expensive though......about half of everything you own!

Willhound

Willhound

mattie

randy56

Almost did not recognize him, the man. funny

Willhound

randy56

mattie

randy56

Here ya go bro's to the north, I had to look it up.

Willhound

Awesome @randy56. Poutine is a French Canadian invention but loved across the country. A mound of fresh cut  French fries covered in white cheddar cheese curds and smothered in brown gravy. Soul food!  Kind of like a Northern version of biscuits and white gravy. And we know you're not from here when you pronounce it "pooteen " instead of "puhtin". Sort of like the Russki Prezs name.

randy56

Of course never heard of it, looking up the recipe, and picture's looks tasty. Going to try and make it. And hence the need for free heath care,  

Ian

Chips and gravy is a British tradition that I think poutine comes from.

Willhound

https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/history-of-poutine

RiverRat232

Willhound said:

Awesome @randy56. Poutine is a French Canadian invention but loved across the country. A mound of fresh cut  French fries covered in white cheddar cheese curds and smothered in brown gravy. Soul food!  Kind of like a Northern version of biscuits and white gravy. And we know you're not from here when you pronounce it "pooteen " instead of "puhtin". Sort of like the Russki Prezs name.

The only thing missing from that recipe is "covered with bacon".  

PickleRick

aero3113

Looks like almost a full moon....

Ian

What mooring lines?   Oh, them...

Willhound

I insist on being a gentleman and help her dust off that sand....😎

Handymans342

Is that what they consider a 🐪 toe?

PickleRick

Moose knuckle for the guys north of the border

PickleRick

i find this funny as my family is from slippery rock and were ALWAYS huge democrats.  They also lived next to a corn field(grew soy beans every other year) 

PickleRick

PickleRick