Joke of the Day

Willhound

I was so upset to learn that a good friend of mine recently lost his job. Years of struggle at medical school, worked two jobs, finally became a Doctor. In a moment of weakness one day he couldn't control himself and had a sexual interlude with a patient. When it was found out he was fired on the spot.

Do you know how hard it is to find a good Veterinarian these days??

randy56

diggin2day1

randy56

Willhound

Awesome Christmas present!

Willhound

Almost that time of year! I'm Finn and Scot by heritage. The Finn part likes to drink and the Scot part is too frugal to buy the rounds!

PickleRick

RiverRat232

Willhound said:

Almost that time of year! I'm Finn and Scot by heritage. The Finn part likes to drink and the Scot part is too frugal to buy the rounds!

I can honestly say that I have never considered getting naked with my male friends. 

Willhound

😄 What they don't show is the sauna probably located 10 feet away. Nudity in the sauna is the norm and Finns don't have a hangup with it. It's common to invite friends for sauna and a lot of towns with large Finn populations will even have public saunas where friends and strangers alike will sauna together. It's a cultural and almost a religious thing.

PickleRick

Like Canadians in the hockey locker room?  They say 3 things to you on the bench all game long then bounce around the locker room butt a$$ naked telling jokes to anyone and everyone.  A man should never be subjected to having to see another man jiggle when he's laughing at his own jokes completely naked.  When I started playing in the men's league at 17 it was a cultural shock.  Also retired Canadian show birds have that old man strength,  and are surprisingly fast for old dudes.    

Ian

Willhound said:

😄 What they don't show is the sauna probably located 10 feet away. Nudity in the sauna is the norm and Finns don't have a hangup with it. It's common to invite friends for sauna and a lot of towns with large Finn populations will even have public saunas where friends and strangers alike will sauna together. It's a cultural and almost a religious thing.

True. A buddy of mine living in the UK but from Oz went to a Finns place and was somewhat concerned when he and the hot wife and 3 teenage daughters invited him to go “sowna” with them  all naked...

PickleRick

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Willhound said:

😄 What they don't show is the sauna probably located 10 feet away. Nudity in the sauna is the norm and Finns don't have a hangup with it. It's common to invite friends for sauna and a lot of towns with large Finn populations will even have public saunas where friends and strangers alike will sauna together. It's a cultural and almost a religious thing.

True. A buddy of mine living in the UK but from Oz went to a Finns place and was somewhat concerned when he and the hot wife and 3 teenage daughters invited him to go “sowna” with them  all naked...

Would be rude to say no.  Would also be rude to run away screaming.  Sometimes life gives you no win situations.  

Maybe ask for an adult swim because you hate children?   

Handymans342

Two d...s don’t mix

dalek

Lockdown Christmas pool party in the UK.

Willhound

Ya know what they say! Once you go Elf you'll stay on the Shelf!

Willhound

Good buddy of mine. He'd normally be in South Padre Island Texas this time of year but can't cross the border. I think he's getting stir crazy. This was his FB Christmas greeting today.

Handymans342

My neighbor just got here from Ontario

Willhound

Handymans342 said:

My neighbor just got here from Ontario

I was simplifying. He could pay a commercial importer to drive the rig across the border and fly across and pick it up. About 5 grand. Many have. But by the time he got it organized all the spots in his park  were booked and he won't go anywhere else. So he gets to goof around in the snow.

Dream_Inn

Looks like cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Black_Diamond

@Handymans342. How’d he cross the border from Canada?  Even dual citizens have to self isolate for 14 days and you can only visit family. Coming to the USA is blocked too. 

Willhound

Black_Diamond said:

@Handymans342. How’d he cross the border from Canada?  Even dual citizens have to self isolate for 14 days and you can only visit family. Coming to the USA is blocked too. 

Like this.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/beta.ctvnews.ca/national/canada/2020/11/19/1_5196426.html

Handymans342

I don’t know but I’m about ready to go to war with him if he don’t pick up his dog poop. Frigin Canuck!

Willhound

Very "Un-Canadian". From Quebec?

Handymans342

Ontario LOL

Willhound

Dang! I can assure you it's an exception.

Handymans342

I left a very poilte note. 

Black_Diamond

@Handymans342. Interesting. I believe they are less health insurance covered by Canada if they come to the USA. No biggie if you have cash to self insure. 

Willhound

Willhound

randy56

$hit is going to hit the fan