Lady takes her Great Dane to the vet and he asks what the issue is.
"Well, I was in the kitchen making breakfast and dropped something so I was on my hands and knees cleaning it up and he came over, got behind me, mounted and humped me."
"I see, so you want him put down for that behavior?"
@rasbury there's a whole slew of very old, poor jokes that involve a priest a rabbi and a minister walking into a bar. The rabbit thing is just word play. Rabbi vs. Rabbit
and asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?” The bartender says, “Why don’t you try the circus?” The dog replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
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"Well, I was in the kitchen making breakfast and dropped something so I was on my hands and knees cleaning it up and he came over, got behind me, mounted and humped me."
"I see, so you want him put down for that behavior?"
"Oh, no, I just want his nails clipped..."
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
Dog Walks Into a Bar...
and asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?” The bartender says, “Why don’t you try the circus?” The dog replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)