Joke of the Day

RiverRat232

Handymans342 said:

RiverRat232 said:

I have read that women find the "dad bod"  attractive. I am having trouble finding these women.

Just go to A Golden Corral, there are many women looking for you. 

I like my women without facial hair. I am kind of picky I guess.

mattie

Willhound

GMSLITHO

Ha I jut saw this on line also 

Willhound

Black_Diamond

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_605c2e44c5b67ad3871c9afe

Stuck container ship GPS path. lol

randy56

MarkB

shawnmjr said:

So true 

True story.

YYZRC

randy56 said:

randy56

RiverRat232

randy56 said:

It's important to listen to your doctor.

LaRea

Sign in my GP's office:  "Talk to your doctor to see if you should take medical advice from a TV commercial." 

randy56

vaxhole

One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.

Willhound

Ian

And she is silently daring him to...

dalek

randy56

LaRea

Say this name five times really fast. 

aero3113

Dirty mind @LaRea !! LoL !! I guess we think alike!

Ian

Remember the Porky’s movies and they called int the bar and the barmaid was looking for Mike Hunt.

dalek

Dream_Inn

icoultha said:

Remember the Porky’s movies and they called int the bar and the barmaid was looking for Mike Hunt.

I went to high school with that name.  I'll never forget, in study hall my junior year, had this hot looking teacher that every single day called attendance.  He kept reminding her to call Michael, not Mike.  She completely ignored him and our laughs.  She had to know what she was doing.  She totally could've played in the video "Hot for teachers".

MarkB

dalek said:

What a great storage solution.

GMSLITHO

what size are the sheets 

Handymans342

Hahahahahahahahhaha. That's about right!

Willhound

I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP!!!🤬🤬🤬

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN COMPROMISING POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES.  SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR ONLINE SEXUAL FAVORS.  I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT.  IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THANK YOU!

 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂l

randy56

Willhound

Must be fishing for "clams". 

RiverRat232

Willhound said:

I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP!!!🤬🤬🤬

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN COMPROMISING POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES.  SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR ONLINE SEXUAL FAVORS.  I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT.  IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THANK YOU!

 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂l

Reminds me of the video of the guy who said he was accosted by a crackhead offering to trade him a BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper.

mattie

Reminds me of the video of the guy who said he was accosted by a crackhead offering to trade him a BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper.

That one was funny as heck....