@RiverRat232 , I’m somewhat young but into vintage cars. It’s a foot activated headlight switch, correct?
You got it. High beams on/off switch.
I remember when those first came out. They were outlawed in Florida..to many people getting their foot caught up in the steering wheel causing accidents..
This needs no explanation – and is a fun read, no matter your gender.
Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress – $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes normally don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache... You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!
NICKNAME If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba, and Wildman.
EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave, and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.
MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! So, send this to the women who have a sense of humor .... and to the men who will enjoy reading
I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze?
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy fishing gear? He again said no, he stopped fishing 5 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & fishing!
2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org raybo3@live.com
I remember when those first came out. They were outlawed in Florida..to many people getting their foot caught up in the steering wheel causing accidents..
Teacher tells the young class it’s time for a word game. ”Who can give me a word with OR at the end that eats something?” Jane says “Alligator” and the teacher says “Well done, alligator ends in OR and it does eat things” Emma says “Predator” and again earns praise from the teacher that a predator does eat things and the word ends in OR. Billy jumps up and says “Vibrator”. The teacher stumbles and says, “well, the word does end in OR but I’m not sure that it eats anything Billy”. Billy responds, “But it does, according to my mom it eats batteries like nothing else”…
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Boat Name: King Kong
"Boat + Water = Fun"
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
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2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
Have you ever heard an old song and you remember where in middle of the song the 8 track player cut off and clicked to the next track?
Played Nazareth, Supertramp over & over 'click' & over.
Happiness comes from Boats, not relationships....
/tīd/
adjective
How you feels after you waxes the hull.
"I ain't waxin' no outdrive. I'm tide."
synonym: wicked tie-idd (Boston English)
”Who can give me a word with OR at the end that eats something?”
Jane says “Alligator” and the teacher says “Well done, alligator ends in OR and it does eat things”
Emma says “Predator” and again earns praise from the teacher that a predator does eat things and the word ends in OR.
Billy jumps up and says “Vibrator”. The teacher stumbles and says, “well, the word does end in OR but I’m not sure that it eats anything Billy”.
Billy responds, “But it does, according to my mom it eats batteries like nothing else”…
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/