Joke of the Day

aero3113

Amazing catch!! 😳

https://m.facebook.com/SewardAlaskaFishing/videos/1157825881288626/?extid=NS-UNK-UNK-UNK-IOS_GK0T-GK1C&refsrc=deprecated&_rdr

RiverRat232

randy56 said:

What an idiot. Everyone knows you should use treated wood.

rasbury

What?

Ian

RiverRat232 said:

randy56 said:

What an idiot. Everyone knows you should use treated wood.

Or starboard. Seriously….

mattie

Good to tow a Radio Flyer......bout it.

Handymans342

RiverRat232 said:

randy56 said:

What an idiot. Everyone knows you should use treated wood.

The bumper stickers reveals it all. 

dalek

randy56

raybo3

RiverRat232

randy56

 A mother took her teen daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Mam, Your daughter is pregnant!”

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy!

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, “Quit looking out the window! Aren’t you paying attention to me?”

“Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma’am. It’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they’d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!”

raybo3

Black_Diamond

@raybo3. She must not be married. 😆

randy56

Currently dry docked.

Low hours.

Has not been run for a couple of seasons but starts right up.

Can test on on water 3hr tour maximum.

Couple scratches buff right out.
$450,000  

Ian

Keep away, I heard that a scientist who made a radio out of coconuts couldn’t even get it floating again.

GMSLITHO

that’s great I 

randy56

RiverRat232

This morning I was looking into the mirror and I said to my wife "I am looking old and fat. I need a compliment" She replied "Your eyesight is perfect".

RiverRat232

My psychologist stopped taking my phone calls.

MarkB

shawnmjr said:

I see both happening at the same time. THAT's WINNING!

aero3113

Same here @MarkB !! 😂

mattie

Inclusive burnouts

randy56

RiverRat232

Those are some bigguns.

Ian

She seems content. Maybe she is standing up......

Ian

I just sold my homing pigeon for the 136th time today…..

RiverRat232

Ian said:

I just sold my homing pigeon for the 136th time today…..

That's funny because my neighbor raises homing pigeons and I have asked him how many birds he has sold end up coming back "home".

mattie

Ian

Judge to Mickey “Just because Minnie is crazy it is not grounds for divorce”
Mickey says “Crazy? I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was f*&^*g Goofy”

RiverRat232

Ian said:

Judge to Mickey “Just because Minnie is crazy it is not grounds for divorce”
Mickey says “Crazy? I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was f*&^*g Goofy”

Goofy has those big feet and big ears. He's probably packin.