Joke of the Day

GMSLITHO

randy56 said:

If you knew what was in any of them you'd steer clear of all 3 

GMSLITHO

Willhound

mattie

Dream_Inn

shawnmjr said:

Would be even better for someone pregnant!

Willhound

randy56

Be sure to bring up politics at your big Thanksgiving dinner. It's going to save you money on Christmas gifts.

Follow me for more holiday tips.

mattie

GMSLITHO

GMSLITHO

aint that the truth .........see the post above this one 

rasbury

Like the previous clown was doing anything on those subjects other than dismantling our healthcare? Anyone ever see that great healthcare plan promised for 4 years? More jobs created under Obama than trump ever dreamed of...and what happened to the 6% gdp that was promised? I got screwed for 4 years, think I will wait for the facts over the next four years.

LaRea

The world is upside-down.  What's next -- space aliens?  Dogs and cats living in harmony?  Defacing the iconic Ford Mustang by turning it into a hideous sport cute-ility vehicle?  

Oh, wait.  Right.  You wish this was a joke!  

randy56

Fugley 

Willhound

That's like when in Canada we say "Save a tree....eat a Beaver".😎

rasbury

that mach e is bad a$$....wish they would have called it something else but it is bad!

RiverRat232

“Growin’ up, my family was so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothin’ to play with.”

Ian

“I’m so ugly as a baby they tied sausages around my neck so even the dog would play with me”

raybo3

So freaking true............... lol

mattie

RiverRat232

I went to my doctor today and he asked me if there are any new health related issues. I told him my wife may have VD. The doc gave himself a penicillin shot.

RiverRat232

shawnmjr said:

How are you supposed to fit hard liquor in that?

aero3113

@RiverRat232 all of that is fermented 100 proof.

RiverRat232

aero3113 said:

@RiverRat232 all of that is fermented 100 proof.

That's genuis.

RiverRat232

The Edmund Fitzgerald thread reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udZFnUb4Q6A&ab_channel=noble

GMSLITHO

Those are great 

randy56

randy56

rasbury

I saw that one coming!

Ian

Help line caller: “My son keeps eating electric cords, what should I do?”
Counsellor: “Ground him until he conducts himself properly.”

randy56

A guy lost his hat and decides to just steal one

He figures best place is church as there are plenty of people and hats are hanging from racks. But he decides to listen to sermon instead. After the sermon he approaches the minister and says "You know, I came here to steal a hat. But I heard you preach about 10 Commandments and I changed my mind." "That's nice to hear" says the minister. "Yes, once you got to "you shall not covet your neighbor's wife" I remembered where I forgot mine."