Joke of the Day

Willhound

Dead man walking!!!?😄

mattie

aero3113

Handymans342

That's a great Idea

rasbury

Some smarts come with age.. 

randy56

randy56

mattie

randy56

I was just scammed out of 25 dollars.

I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!

Willhound

Heading to the big game!

YYZRC

His belt doesn’t match his shoes. 

LaRea

I'm into fitness.

As in, fitness leftover turkey in my mouth.  

Willhound

YYZRC said:

His belt doesn’t match his shoes. 

That's ok. Her drapes probably don't match the carpet either...

YYZRC

No doubt. And that comic looks very 70s!

Willhound

rasbury

Willhound said:

Heading to the big game!

What? Where's the joke?

randy56

randy56

If you need a plumber who works around the clock, I know one.

randy56

In a hurry to get to the campground, who do you think of when ya see this pic.

mattie

aero3113

Great Rinker T shirt 🍻 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/936504946/rinker-drinker-drink-drinking-boating?ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-1&frs=1

Willhound

aero3113

Is this a subliminal message? Sounds like a fun time if it is!😎

randy56

Ian

aero3113 said:

Is this a subliminal message? Sounds like a fun time if it is!😎

Found in the fiction section…

aero3113

😂

YYZRC

Ian said:

aero3113 said:

Is this a subliminal message? Sounds like a fun time if it is!😎

Found in the fiction section…

End of last summer I was docking and my neighbours were on their boat (30 year old 35’ sailboat). I slipped in (pun intended) quite elegantly despite the audience, with no bow thruster needed. After shutting off the engines I overheard her 10 year old daughter “wow mom, that was such a good docking” to which the mother replied “well honey, it’s a powerboat so it practically docks itself”. 🤨

rasbury

randy56 said:

What?

randy56

YYZRC

What is chritmas? Or is that the joke??