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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  November 2022

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2022

  Willhound said:

  randy56 said:

  Ok I will, AND?

  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/multiple-fatalities-shooting-virginia-walmart-police-say-rcna58488
  
  I believe a report said it's the 40th mass public shooting in the US year to date.

  And keep in mind there has to be a minimum of 4 men, women or children killed to qualify! Pretty dam sad.. 

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  @randy56 this is for you. There's a reason that charter is called Bad Habit....😆
  
  
  "Boating" could also be inserted in the sign....

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  
  

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  NEW HAVEN, CT — Freshly transitioned to a woman, Leslie Roberson tasted the sweet thrill of womanhood this morning as she absolutely smashed her car into a curb.

  
  

  "Whew! Sure feel like a woman now!" shouted Leslie with glee. "Better take the car into a mechanic now and get taken advantage of. This is great!"

  
  

  Previously known as Bob, the newly minted "Leslie" had grown tired of deciding where to go to eat and being comfortable at ambient temperatures. "I just wasn't living my truth," said Leslie, turning down the thermostat. "Now I can take a hundred blankets with me everywhere I go and have completely preposterous mood swings. Wait, did I just close the garage door on the trunk?"

  
  

  Sources say Leslie spent the remainder of the day making one sandwich after another, reveling in the joys of femininity. After learning how to do that turban thing women do with towels on their heads after taking a shower, Leslie then added seventeen more throw pillows to the bed. After Leslie turned down a high-level appointment in the Biden administration, Victoria's Secret called to offer a modeling gig.

  
  

  "Wow, no one ever used to call me when I was Bob," said Leslie at publishing time. "Being oppressed is the best!"

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  I have no clue where your going with this one...

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  I think @LaRea really wants the hose. being and electric guy.
  @Willhound already has a chain saw like that.
  @rasbury needs the hammer.

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,385 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022 edited December 2022

  So before today, had anyone else ever heard of a WNBA trade?  

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  A Russian arms dealer for a basketball player that hates America ,and a marine left behind 

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,385 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022 edited December 2022

  GMSLITHO said:

  A Russian arms dealer for a basketball player that hates America ,and a marine left behind 

  I was more going for the first time a WNBA trade was in the news.  
  
  
  For those that don't know the WNBA loses money every year, the NBA covers the tab.  Like what Alabama football does for their basketball team.
  
  
  My college football team doesn't have much national success but the women's basketball team is very much a top team year after year so I hear way too much women's basketball news. 

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• oscar1 Member Posts: 804 ✭✭✭

  December 2022 edited December 2022

  
  

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  I wonder how long this arms dealer stays on the street...or alive. Might have been a more shrewd move.....

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  
  

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  Not really a joke.
  
  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  
  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  catchy boat name, if you don't get it say it out loud.
  
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2022

  ROTFLMAO

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  Which reminds me:
  What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Hop in

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  That's just wrong...funny....but wrong!

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  And where does he work?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  IHOP

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  If he breaks his toe what’s do you do?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Call a tow truck.
  
  
  Dad joke day huh?

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  A man with no arms, and no legs is floating in the lake.  What's his name...?  
  
  
  BOB 

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  How about one with 30 rabbits up his a$$?
  
  
  Warren.

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  
  
  

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,385 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 2023

  we have hard evidence that has stoves cause brain damage.
  

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