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  • GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭
    chef boyardee time 
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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I liked his acceptance speech.....Florida: where wok comes to die.....
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  • oscar1oscar1 Member Posts: 803 ✭✭✭
    rasbury said:
    I liked his acceptance speech.....Florida: where wok comes to die.....
    Amen
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  • Black_DiamondBlack_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks the bartender: is this stool taken?

    Past owner of a 2003 342FV
    PC BYC, Holland, MI
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Boat Name : 

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  • MarkBMarkB Member Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's a good one.

    Boat Name: King Kong

    "Boat + Water = Fun"

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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Boat Name : 

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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looks like it would work to me- is there a point where it's just kind of ridiculous? This boat might be a photo shop but geeze....
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  • Black_DiamondBlack_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Drug money boat.  🤣

    Past owner of a 2003 342FV
    PC BYC, Holland, MI
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Photoshop or not, I'd love to have a ride! The fishing charter me and @randy56 and our wives went on last winter had quad 350's and is likely the fastest I ever travelled over water. We hit some calmer water and the Captain pinned it. I'd say 70 - 75 at least. I cracked a beer and the whole thing immediately got sucked out of the can by the wind. 😎
    If you're ever in the Venice Fla area check out Bad Habits Sport Fishing, highly recommend.
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We were living large that day, must say it was the first time in @Willhound life, he ever smiled from loosing even a sip of beer. While the stereo must have cost as much as a good used pickup. Crankin Ozie, at 98 disables. As we skimmed across the gulf.

    The boat pictured has some expense to go with it. 
    400 mercury avg. $34,465. each x 6 = $206,790 
    38 gph at wot x 6 = 228 gph How big is the gas tank? Fill her up? 
    The boat name should be , Look at Me! if you can find a place to put it.


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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd just wonder if they can engineer that transom for everything that can happen with the rest of it flying through the water.
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Boat Name : 

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  • Lake_BumLake_Bum Member Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭✭

    2000 Captiva 232 
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  • Lake_BumLake_Bum Member Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭✭
    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

    Democrat's answer:

    What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Should raise taxes and have paint & weed day? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?

    Republican's answer:

    BANG!

    Southerner's answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

    Daughter, “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

    Son, “Can I shoot the next one?”

    Wife, “You are not taking that to the taxidermist!” 
    2000 Captiva 232 
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  • oscar1oscar1 Member Posts: 803 ✭✭✭
    I love it
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  • GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭
    something about the sherrif 
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  • Black_DiamondBlack_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Southerner walks into a Walmart store on a Tuesday evening….

    Past owner of a 2003 342FV
    PC BYC, Holland, MI
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ok I will, AND?
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    randy56 said:
    Ok I will, AND?
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/multiple-fatalities-shooting-virginia-walmart-police-say-rcna58488

    I believe a report said it's the 40th mass public shooting in the US year to date.
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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  • Lake_BumLake_Bum Member Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭✭
    Willhound, why would you post that here?  Jeeze 
    2000 Captiva 232 
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