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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭✭

  April 2024

  The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

  
  

  He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

  
  

  As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple-all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

  
  

  As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine-they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

  
  

  Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said,

  "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

  
  

  Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked,

  "What is it you are waiting for?"

  
  

  She answered, "My turn for the Teeth."

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 2,978 ✭✭✭✭

  April 2024

  Ewww

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭✭

  May 2024

  
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭✭

  May 2024

  non-skid trailer guides 😂
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

  May 2024

  Now that's a target I cam focus on..

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭✭

  May 2024

  
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  May 2024

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  May 2024

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭✭

  May 2024

  
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  June 2024

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  June 2024

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2024

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2024

  Sad but true...

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  October 2024

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭✭

  November 2024

  
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2024

  Why do scuba divers fall out of the boat backwards?

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2024

  If they fell forward they'd hit the floor of the boat!

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2024

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2024

  I just found my Christmas spirit.
  It's been on the shelf at the liquor the whole time

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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• Lake_Bum Member Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2024

  
  

  2000 Captiva 232 
  

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2024

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,556 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2024

  I was just cursing to myself today @mattie because the drawer wouldn’t open!! 😂

  2008 330EC

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• YYZRC Member Posts: 5,356 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2024

  mattie said:

  
  

  Never once have I been so mildly perturbed to use the word “****” in this context. 

  2008 350 EC on Georgian Bay

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 3

  

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,568 admin

  January 3

  randy56 said:

  

  This is no joke, this should be moved to the "Picture of the day" thread.... Just say'n

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  January 17

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 17

  Looks right...that "pickup" is butt ugly and about as usefull.

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,217 ✭✭✭✭✭

  January 22

  
  

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  January 31

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭✭✭

  February 8

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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