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    boatman37boatman37 Member Posts: 798 ✭✭✭
    They had those in Pittsburgh. We went on one a few years ago. It was fun but I was prepared to swim if I had to...lol. We went out on the Ohio River in front of Heinz Field but it was a cool thing to do
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    IanIan Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭

    THE GLOBAL RECESSION has hit everybody really hard!

    My neighbor got a "Pre-declined" credit card in the mail.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

    I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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    andydandyd Member Posts: 849 ✭✭✭
    After spending five years locked down in his house with five wives, recently released cell phone records show Osama Bin Laden called the Navy Seals himself and ordered the raid.
    Andy
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    aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭✭✭
    andyd said:
    After spending five years locked down in his house with five wives, recently released cell phone records show Osama Bin Laden called the Navy Seals himself and ordered the raid.
    Andy
    That’s great, LoL!
    2008 330EC
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    dalekdalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

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    dalekdalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

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    MarkBMarkB Member Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    oh, come on ... that's not leather is it?????

    Boat Name: King Kong

    "Boat + Water = Fun"

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    Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just got my test results back. Man I was worried!
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    LaReaLaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,547 mod
    Mine came back positive for Rinker forum addiction, but none of that other stuff.
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    aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LaRea said:
    Mine came back positive for Rinker forum addiction, but none of that other stuff.
    Same here!
    2008 330EC
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    dalekdalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

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    IanIan Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭
    A few toons courtesy of Dad back in Australia.


    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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    WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey! How'd you get me in those cartoons??!! :p
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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    RiverRat232RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭
    Covid remake of Johnny Cash song.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIQvaBOuvAs
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    mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭
    3500 watt generator for sale






    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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    Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,558 mod
    hmmm, looks like she's doing a rim job! :)

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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    raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,459 admin
    Well it looks like we are getting out of hand. @Dream_Inn I am shocked at you. Clearly that is a Rinker gear T-Shirt but its too small.............bahahahahahaha
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com
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    Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,558 mod
    Geez, I'm talking about the car rim she is leaning on! Come on @raybo3 !! :smile:

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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    mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2020
    Deleted that last one

    Post edited by mattie on
    246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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    aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LoL!
    2008 330EC
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    dcaffreydcaffrey Member Posts: 15 ✭
    So glad to see this thread still going because I thought the Rinker Forum was done because of the sale.  I did not see any activity for awhile but just noticed the activity and the generator for sale.  Is the forum going to stay up and running?  Thanks for the humor!  Looking forward to get back to my 270 after over a month of lock down.
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    Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,558 mod
    dcaffrey said:
    So glad to see this thread still going because I thought the Rinker Forum was done because of the sale.  I did not see any activity for awhile but just noticed the activity and the generator for sale.  Is the forum going to stay up and running?  Thanks for the humor!  Looking forward to get back to my 270 after over a month of lock down.
    For now, yes, we are keeping the forum going!  It's always been going strong.

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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    WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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    PickleRickPickleRick Member Posts: 3,886 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The next time your wife gets angry put a towel around her shoulders(like a cape)  and say "now you're super angry!"  

    Maybe she'll smile, maybe you die.
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    aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PickleRick said:
    The next time your wife gets angry put a towel around her shoulders(like a cape)  and say "now you're super angry!"  

    Maybe she'll smile, maybe you die.
    LoL
    2008 330EC
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    IanIan Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭
    Never thought I’d see the day where I could walk into a bank with a mask on and ask for money....

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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    aero3113aero3113 Member Posts: 8,797 ✭✭✭✭✭
    icoultha said:
    Never thought I’d see the day where I could walk into a bank with a mask on and ask for money....
    LoL
    2008 330EC
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    GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭✭
    were still drive through only here 
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