Joke of the Day

boatman37

They had those in Pittsburgh. We went on one a few years ago. It was fun but I was prepared to swim if I had to...lol. We went out on the Ohio River in front of Heinz Field but it was a cool thing to do

Ian

THE GLOBAL RECESSION has hit everybody really hard!

My neighbor got a "Pre-declined" credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

[Deleted User]

After spending five years locked down in his house with five wives, recently released cell phone records show Osama Bin Laden called the Navy Seals himself and ordered the raid.

Andy

aero3113

andyd said:

After spending five years locked down in his house with five wives, recently released cell phone records show Osama Bin Laden called the Navy Seals himself and ordered the raid.

Andy

That’s great, LoL!

PickleRick

dalek

dalek

MarkB

oh, come on ... that's not leather is it?????

Handymans342

Just got my test results back. Man I was worried!

LaRea

Mine came back positive for Rinker forum addiction, but none of that other stuff.

aero3113

LaRea said:

Mine came back positive for Rinker forum addiction, but none of that other stuff.

Same here!

dalek

Ian

A few toons courtesy of Dad back in Australia.

Willhound

Hey! How'd you get me in those cartoons??!!

RiverRat232

Covid remake of Johnny Cash song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIQvaBOuvAs

mattie

3500 watt generator for sale

Dream_Inn

hmmm, looks like she's doing a rim job!

raybo3

Well it looks like we are getting out of hand. @Dream_Inn I am shocked at you. Clearly that is a Rinker gear T-Shirt but its too small.............bahahahahahaha

Dream_Inn

Geez, I'm talking about the car rim she is leaning on! Come on @raybo3 !!

mattie

Deleted that last one

Ian

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his show of dumb blonde jokes.  
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.   
What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way?   
What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?  
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.   
Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb!   
You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not  only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling, "You stay out of this!  I'm  talking to that little s@#t on your lap."

aero3113

LoL!

dcaffrey

So glad to see this thread still going because I thought the Rinker Forum was done because of the sale.  I did not see any activity for awhile but just noticed the activity and the generator for sale.  Is the forum going to stay up and running?  Thanks for the humor!  Looking forward to get back to my 270 after over a month of lock down.

Dream_Inn

dcaffrey said:

So glad to see this thread still going because I thought the Rinker Forum was done because of the sale.  I did not see any activity for awhile but just noticed the activity and the generator for sale.  Is the forum going to stay up and running?  Thanks for the humor!  Looking forward to get back to my 270 after over a month of lock down.

For now, yes, we are keeping the forum going!  It's always been going strong.

Willhound

PickleRick

The next time your wife gets angry put a towel around her shoulders(like a cape)  and say "now you're super angry!"  

Maybe she'll smile, maybe you die.

aero3113

PickleRick said:

The next time your wife gets angry put a towel around her shoulders(like a cape)  and say "now you're super angry!"  

Maybe she'll smile, maybe you die.

LoL

Ian

Never thought I’d see the day where I could walk into a bank with a mask on and ask for money....

aero3113

icoultha said:

Never thought I’d see the day where I could walk into a bank with a mask on and ask for money....

LoL

GMSLITHO

were still drive through only here