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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  I was so upset to learn that a good friend of mine recently lost his job. Years of struggle at medical school, worked two jobs, finally became a Doctor. In a moment of weakness one day he couldn't control himself and had a sexual interlude with a patient. When it was found out he was fired on the spot.
  
  Do you know how hard it is to find a good Veterinarian these days??

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  
  

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• diggin2day1 Member Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭✭

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Awesome Christmas present!
  
  

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020 edited December 2020

  Almost that time of year! I'm Finn and Scot by heritage. The Finn part likes to drink and the Scot part is too frugal to buy the rounds!
  
  

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭✭✭

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Willhound said:

  Almost that time of year! I'm Finn and Scot by heritage. The Finn part likes to drink and the Scot part is too frugal to buy the rounds!
  
  

  I can honestly say that I have never considered getting naked with my male friends. 

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  😄 What they don't show is the sauna probably located 10 feet away. Nudity in the sauna is the norm and Finns don't have a hangup with it. It's common to invite friends for sauna and a lot of towns with large Finn populations will even have public saunas where friends and strangers alike will sauna together. It's a cultural and almost a religious thing.

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Like Canadians in the hockey locker room?  They say 3 things to you on the bench all game long then bounce around the locker room butt a$$ naked telling jokes to anyone and everyone.  A man should never be subjected to having to see another man jiggle when he's laughing at his own jokes completely naked.  When I started playing in the men's league at 17 it was a cultural shock.  Also retired Canadian show birds have that old man strength,  and are surprisingly fast for old dudes.    

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• Ian Member Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Willhound said:

  😄 What they don't show is the sauna probably located 10 feet away. Nudity in the sauna is the norm and Finns don't have a hangup with it. It's common to invite friends for sauna and a lot of towns with large Finn populations will even have public saunas where friends and strangers alike will sauna together. It's a cultural and almost a religious thing.

  True. A buddy of mine living in the UK but from Oz went to a Finns place and was somewhat concerned when he and the hot wife and 3 teenage daughters invited him to go “sowna” with them  all naked...

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

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• PickleRick Member Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  icoultha said:

  Willhound said:

  😄 What they don't show is the sauna probably located 10 feet away. Nudity in the sauna is the norm and Finns don't have a hangup with it. It's common to invite friends for sauna and a lot of towns with large Finn populations will even have public saunas where friends and strangers alike will sauna together. It's a cultural and almost a religious thing.

  True. A buddy of mine living in the UK but from Oz went to a Finns place and was somewhat concerned when he and the hot wife and 3 teenage daughters invited him to go “sowna” with them  all naked...

  Would be rude to say no.  Would also be rude to run away screaming.  Sometimes life gives you no win situations.  
  
  Maybe ask for an adult swim because you hate children?   

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Two d...s don’t mix

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• dalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Lockdown Christmas pool party in the UK.
  
  

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Ya know what they say! Once you go Elf you'll stay on the Shelf!

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Good buddy of mine. He'd normally be in South Padre Island Texas this time of year but can't cross the border. I think he's getting stir crazy. This was his FB Christmas greeting today.
  
  
  
  

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  My neighbor just got here from Ontario

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Handymans342 said:

  My neighbor just got here from Ontario

  I was simplifying. He could pay a commercial importer to drive the rig across the border and fly across and pick it up. About 5 grand. Many have. But by the time he got it organized all the spots in his park  were booked and he won't go anywhere else. So he gets to goof around in the snow.

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,661 mod

  December 2020

  Looks like cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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• Black_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  @Handymans342. How’d he cross the border from Canada?  Even dual citizens have to self isolate for 14 days and you can only visit family. Coming to the USA is blocked too. 

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Black_Diamond said:

  @Handymans342. How’d he cross the border from Canada?  Even dual citizens have to self isolate for 14 days and you can only visit family. Coming to the USA is blocked too. 

  Like this.
  https://www.google.com/amp/s/beta.ctvnews.ca/national/canada/2020/11/19/1_5196426.html
  

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  I don’t know but I’m about ready to go to war with him if he don’t pick up his dog poop. Frigin Canuck!

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Very "Un-Canadian". From Quebec?

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Ontario LOL

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  Dang! I can assure you it's an exception.

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  I left a very poilte note. 

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• Black_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  @Handymans342. Interesting. I believe they are less health insurance covered by Canada if they come to the USA. No biggie if you have cash to self insure. 

  Past owner of a 2003 342FV
  PC BYC, Holland, MI

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  
  

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,206 ✭✭✭✭✭

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  December 2020

  $hit is going to hit the fan

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