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A Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming about Mexico.
Sipping his Tequila he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter "What is that dish you have just served?"
The waiter replied "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called "Cojones de Toro", bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A great delicacy!"
The Texan said "Sounds good, please bring me some".
The waiter replied "I am so sorry Senor, but there is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight every morning. If you come here early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy".
The next morning the Texan returned, placed his order, and that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday".
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied "Si, Senor. Sometimes, the bull wins".
Or a Boat
(Written with friendly respect, of course, by a graduate from plaid-shirt-wearing, cow-country, never-won-a-basketball-championship Virginia Tech)
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
PC BYC, Holland, MI
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
Upon hearing this, said FA runs to the front of the aircraft to let him know of the stuck mic and trips up and end up flat on her face. Little old lady leans over and says “no rush dear, he’s going to have a beer and burger first”.
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
Boat Name: King Kong
"Boat + Water = Fun"
(Buffoon Of The United States).
Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases,
told PRES. JOE BIDEN: "This morning, three Brazilian people died from Covid-19.”
The blood drained from the president's face as, to everyone’s amazement,
Biden collapsed on the floor.
A minute passed and to everyone’s relief, he got up and slowly sat well back in his chair.
His staff was stunned, watching this display of emotion from the Commander in Chief,
as he sat there, head in hands.
Finally, JOE looked up, and with a shaky quivering voice, asked Dr. Fauci,
"How many is a Brazilian”?
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