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  RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  March 2021

  Handymans342 said:

  RiverRat232 said:

  I have read that women find the "dad bod"  attractive. I am having trouble finding these women.

  Just go to A Golden Corral, there are many women looking for you. 

  I like my women without facial hair. I am kind of picky I guess.

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  mattie Member Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,187 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  Ha I jut saw this on line also 

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,187 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Black_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_605c2e44c5b67ad3871c9afe
  

  
  

  Stuck container ship GPS path. lol

  Past owner of a 2003 342FV
  PC BYC, Holland, MI

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

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  MarkB Member Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  shawnmjr said:

  
  

  
  

  So true 

  True story.

  Boat Name: King Kong

  "Boat + Water = Fun"

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  YYZRC Member Posts: 4,912 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  randy56 said:

  
  

  
  

  2008 350 EC on Georgian Bay

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

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  RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  March 2021

  randy56 said:

  
  
  

  It's important to listen to your doctor.

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  LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,552 mod

  March 2021

  Sign in my GP's office:  "Talk to your doctor to see if you should take medical advice from a TV commercial." 

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  vaxhole
  
  

  One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,187 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  Ian Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  And she is silently daring him to...

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  dalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  
  

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  LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 7,552 mod

  March 2021

  Say this name five times really fast. 
  
  
  

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  aero3113 Member Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  Dirty mind @LaRea !! LoL !! I guess we think alike!

  2008 330EC

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  Ian Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭

  March 2021

  Remember the Porky’s movies and they called int the bar and the barmaid was looking for Mike Hunt.

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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  dalek Member Posts: 259 ✭✭✭

  April 2021

  
  

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  Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,559 mod

  April 2021

  icoultha said:

  Remember the Porky’s movies and they called int the bar and the barmaid was looking for Mike Hunt.

  I went to high school with that name.  I'll never forget, in study hall my junior year, had this hot looking teacher that every single day called attendance.  He kept reminding her to call Michael, not Mike.  She completely ignored him and our laughs.  She had to know what she was doing.  She totally could've played in the video "Hot for teachers".

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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  MarkB Member Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2021

  dalek said:

  
  

  What a great storage solution.

  Boat Name: King Kong

  "Boat + Water = Fun"

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  GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭✭

  April 2021

  what size are the sheets 

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  Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2021

  Hahahahahahahahhaha. That's about right!

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,187 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2021

  I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP!!!🤬🤬🤬

  
  

  CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN COMPROMISING POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES.  SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR ONLINE SEXUAL FAVORS.  I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT.  IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THANK YOU!

  
  

   😂😂😂😂😂😂😂l

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2021

  
  

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  Willhound Member Posts: 4,187 ✭✭✭✭✭

  April 2021

  Must be fishing for "clams". 

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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  RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  April 2021

  Willhound said:

  I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP!!!🤬🤬🤬

  
  

  CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN COMPROMISING POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES.  SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR ONLINE SEXUAL FAVORS.  I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT.  IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. THANK YOU!

  
  

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  Reminds me of the video of the guy who said he was accosted by a crackhead offering to trade him a BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper.

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  mattie Member Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭✭

  April 2021

  
  

  Reminds me of the video of the guy who said he was accosted by a crackhead offering to trade him a BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper.

  That one was funny as heck....
  
  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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