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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭
    Pretty ingenious.

    Prob could have been avoided with preventative maintenance - which few peeps do.
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I always say, "I pretend to work....and they pretend to pay me" 😆
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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
  • Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ugh.....I guess I failed this morning...🙄😆
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
  • GMSLITHOGMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭
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  • IanIan Member Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2022
    Now that makes more sense than the actual event itself…
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    Ian

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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    **** autocorrect!



    My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked “Does this make my butt look big?”

    I texted back “Noo!”

    My phone autocorrected my response to “Moo!”

    Please send help!
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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,614 admin
    That's kinda gross............. Just say'n
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  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Took me a minute, your bad 
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  • rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    good ones...I think I may have seen something similar...guy golfing when a funeral procession goes by and he takes his hat off and gets emotional and when asked why he says she was a good wife or something along those lines...good ones! 
  • WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,240 ✭✭✭✭✭
    An old golfer slices his ball into the rough. When he bends over to pick it up he hears "Ribitt, pick me up!"
    He looks over and there's a little green frog. "Ribitt, pick me up!"
    So he picks up the frog and it says "I was put under a spell by an evil witch, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful Princess and I'll fulfill your every sexual desire!"
    The duffer puts the frog in his shirt pocket and keeps golfing...
    The frog says again, "Didn't you hear me? Kiss me and I'll become a beautiful Princess and do whatever you want!"
    The old guy says "I'm 80 years old and lonely, I'd rather have a talking frog!"
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭
    Happy Valentines!



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  • Lake_BumLake_Bum Member Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭✭

    2000 Captiva 232 
  • randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • mattiemattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

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