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randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

July 2022

Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
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Whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office--I WILL FIND YOU... you have my word!
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6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down
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So, the potato chip company owner was thinking of new products and was having trouble coming up with something. After a long day at work, he sat down in his chair at home, took off his shoes and socks. He exclaims: Ahhh, Fritos!
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aero3113 Member Posts: 9,927 ✭✭✭✭✭

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246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

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@mattie how'd you get into my house??!!

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randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

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That stuff will jack you up. I tried it once, not for me.

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Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

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Ah crap..... I see now it's Red Bull. Hate the stuff. I got all excited and thought it was beer........

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2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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oscar1 Member Posts: 804 ✭✭✭

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Help is under way

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Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

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I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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rasbury Member Posts: 8,979 ✭✭✭✭✭

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That's good for a night on the couch...but worth it.

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246BR, 276BR, H310BR current
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2008 330EC
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"Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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2008 330EC
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raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,616 admin

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@aero3113 how did you get this picture? Hull Ma is only a 20 minute boat ride from my club..... Just say'n

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aero3113 Member Posts: 9,927 ✭✭✭✭✭

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@raybo3 I saw it posted on Instagram.

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2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org raybo3@live.com
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halifax212 Member Posts: 560 ✭✭✭

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plastic terminal still on?

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earl1z19 Member Posts: 380 ✭✭✭

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That probably wont corrode like it is

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