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Ian · January 2023

Huh?

Willhound · January 2023

rasbury · January 2023

Is this a Canada thing? I dint get it!

randy56 · January 2023

@Ian Here is the debate going around.

Last week, Richard Trumka Jr., a US Consumer Product Safety commissioner, sent emotions boiling over when he said in an interview with Bloomberg that the agency was considering banning gas stoves, citing the fact that over 12% of childhood asthma cases in the US are the result of gas stove usage.

Though the White House soon set the record straight, saying that “The President does not support banning gas stoves – and the Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is independent, is not banning gas stoves,” the momentary panic at the thought that Americans might be forced to cook with electricity revealed just how opinionated we are about what fuels our kitchens.

randy56 · January 2023

@rasbury
Well sound it out yourself, w + the sound of word "anchor" translates to "wanchor

I cannot put on here what it really means, They are referring to Boris Johnson in England.

But to call someone a wanker doesn't necessarily mean they're an individual who indulges in self-gratification excessively, but rather a person who is a bit of a moron.

randy56 · January 2023

Canadian Paradise: Rap song sums it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qzYTNmm_****

PickleRick · January 2023

Ian said:

Huh?

AOC was blasting the dangers of using a gas range and it's health issues. My picture is from a video she made cooking with a gas stove, one of the many cooking with AOC video's using a gas stove.

Another case of rules for thee but not for me.

PickleRick · January 2023

randy56 said:

@Ian Here is the debate going around.
Last week, Richard Trumka Jr., a US Consumer Product Safety commissioner, sent emotions boiling over when he said in an interview with Bloomberg that the agency was considering banning gas stoves, citing the fact that over 12% of childhood asthma cases in the US are the result of gas stove usage.
Though the White House soon set the record straight, saying that “The President does not support banning gas stoves – and the Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is independent, is not banning gas stoves,” the momentary panic at the thought that Americans might be forced to cook with electricity revealed just how opinionated we are about what fuels our kitchens.

Pretty sure Gordon Ramsay would put up more of a fuss over taking his gas burners than most of your American home chefs.

GMSLITHO · January 2023

PickleRick said:

we have hard evidence that has stoves cause brain damage.

AOC ? looks like Harris

PickleRick · January 2023

I think I posted the wrong picture, I have a few of each

PickleRick · January 2023

Also isn't the last pic AOC with Harris?

GMSLITHO · January 2023

Lake_Bum · January 2023

randy56 · January 2023

GMSLITHO · January 2023

dalek · January 2023

Ian · January 2023

Hehehe

Lake_Bum · January 2023

randy56 · January 2023

Q: what is easier to pick up the heavier it gets

A: a woman

rasbury · January 2023

dalek said:

I have had this happen so many times...

Ian · February 2023

rasbury said:

dalek said:

I have had this happen so many times...

So you like getting your butt whipped with wet celery?

MarkB · February 2023

Ian said:

rasbury said:

dalek said:

I have had this happen so many times...

So you like getting your butt whipped with wet celery?

What? You think he's doing it for the girl?

randy56 · February 2023

German spy balloon

Image: https://us.v-cdn.net/5020499/uploads/editor/l2/12rj6kqa99mh.png

Lake_Bum · February 2023

Short notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Glendale, AZ at State Farm stadium Sunday Feb 12. They are box seats that he spent $5,700 a piece for which includes transportation to and from the stadium, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.

What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding.

If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It’s at St. Paul’s Church on North Avenue at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5’5 and about 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors.

randy56 · February 2023

She is a good cook.

mattie · February 2023

rasbury · February 2023

That is funny @mattie...but when I think about all the aircraft in the air it's pretty amazing we don't have more issues- not all of them are big jets that are constantly being tracked...I'm talking small regional airports with experimental type aircraft and such....no one took the 9/11 aircraft out of the sky. They had to have known they were hijacked prior to them slamming into buildings which I'm sure no one expected. When I was growing up planes were getting hijacked regularly but it was for money or getting someone out of jail....oh well...

YYZRC · February 2023

@mattie after this latest incident over Lake Huron I’m starting to wonder if we will need to spend our summer on the water looking up!!

Willhound · February 2023

GMSLITHO · February 2023

were still not too sure about those planes on 9/11

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