You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ? I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
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Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, “Low and slow. He was seriously into barbecue, huh? No, unfortunately, he was a pilot.
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What’s a vegetarian bbq party like? They just smoke weed.
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A priest and a rabbi are talking about their religions with one another. The priest leans over to the Rabbi and asks him if he’s ever eaten pork before.... The Rabbi says, “I’ve had it once.” The priest says, “oh it’s fantastic, BBQ pulled pork is my favorite. You are really missing out. The rabbi smirks and leans in and says to the priest, “well have you ever had sex before?” Priest says,”yes I did once.” Rabbi smiles and says, “it’s a lot better than pork isn’t it.
Well, I'm in the dog house again. My wife's sister sat on and broke my glasses. It's my fault. I should have taken them off first.
Reminds me about "Rodeo Sex". That's where you're having at it with the Mrs. and you whisper in her ear "your sister's better".......then try to stay on for 8 seconds.
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That is actually the gesture for WTF.
Boat Name: King Kong
"Boat + Water = Fun"
Make sure you video it. I want to see what transpires next.
Boat Name: King Kong
"Boat + Water = Fun"
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
I’m in the middle of an
argument with my wife
and she told me I’m right.
What the heII do I do next?
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
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Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, “Low and slow.
He was seriously into barbecue, huh?
No, unfortunately, he was a pilot.
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What’s a vegetarian bbq party like?
They just smoke weed.
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A priest and a rabbi are talking about their religions with one another. The priest leans over to the Rabbi and asks him if he’s ever eaten pork before....
The Rabbi says, “I’ve had it once.”
The priest says, “oh it’s fantastic, BBQ pulled pork is my favorite. You are really missing out.
The rabbi smirks and leans in and says to the priest, “well have you ever had sex before?”
Priest says,”yes I did once.”
Rabbi smiles and says, “it’s a lot better than pork isn’t it.
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express
Coz his nuts are on his neck.
(I know, groan. That’s what shoulder surgery and meds do to you)
Regards,
Ian
The Third “B”
Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club
https://www.rcyachtclub.com/
That's where you're having at it with the Mrs. and you whisper in her ear "your sister's better".......then try to stay on for 8 seconds.
2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)