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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,929 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  Amazing catch!! 😳
  
  https://m.facebook.com/SewardAlaskaFishing/videos/1157825881288626/?extid=NS-UNK-UNK-UNK-IOS_GK0T-GK1C&refsrc=deprecated&_rdr
  

  2008 330EC

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  August 2021

  randy56 said:

  
  
  

  What an idiot. Everyone knows you should use treated wood.

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  What?

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  RiverRat232 said:

  randy56 said:

  
  
  

  What an idiot. Everyone knows you should use treated wood.

  Or starboard. Seriously….

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  Good to tow a Radio Flyer......bout it.

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  RiverRat232 said:

  randy56 said:

  
  
  

  What an idiot. Everyone knows you should use treated wood.

  The bumper stickers reveals it all. 

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• dalek Member Posts: 260 ✭✭✭

  August 2021

  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  
  
  

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,616 admin

  August 2021

  
  

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  August 2021

  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

   A mother took her teen daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Mam, Your daughter is pregnant!”
  
  The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy!
  
  The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, “Quit looking out the window! Aren’t you paying attention to me?”
  
  “Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma’am. It’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they’d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!”
  

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,616 admin

  August 2021

  
  

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• Black_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  @raybo3. She must not be married. 😆

  Past owner of a 2003 342FV
  PC BYC, Holland, MI

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  
  

  Currently dry docked.

  Low hours.

  Has not been run for a couple of seasons but starts right up.

  Can test on on water 3hr tour maximum.

  Couple scratches buff right out.
  $450,000  
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021 edited August 2021

  Keep away, I heard that a scientist who made a radio out of coconuts couldn’t even get it floating again.

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  that’s great I 

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  
  
  
  
  

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  August 2021

  This morning I was looking into the mirror and I said to my wife "I am looking old and fat. I need a compliment" She replied "Your eyesight is perfect".

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  August 2021

  My psychologist stopped taking my phone calls.
  
  

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• MarkB Member Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  shawnmjr said:

  
  

  I see both happening at the same time. THAT's WINNING!

  Boat Name: King Kong

  "Boat + Water = Fun"

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,929 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  Same here @MarkB !! 😂

  2008 330EC

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  Inclusive burnouts
  
  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  August 2021

  
  

  Boat Name : 
  
  

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  August 2021

  Those are some bigguns.

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  September 2021

  She seems content. Maybe she is standing up......
  
  

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  September 2021

  I just sold my homing pigeon for the 136th time today…..

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  September 2021

  Ian said:

  I just sold my homing pigeon for the 136th time today…..

  That's funny because my neighbor raises homing pigeons and I have asked him how many birds he has sold end up coming back "home".

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2021

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  September 2021 edited September 2021

  Judge to Mickey “Just because Minnie is crazy it is not grounds for divorce”
  Mickey says “Crazy? I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was f*&^*g Goofy”

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  September 2021

  Ian said:

  Judge to Mickey “Just because Minnie is crazy it is not grounds for divorce”
  Mickey says “Crazy? I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was f*&^*g Goofy”

  Goofy has those big feet and big ears. He's probably packin.

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