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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭

  October 2021

  randy56 said:

  
  
  

  If you knew what was in any of them you'd steer clear of all 3 

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭

  October 2021

  
  

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  October 2021

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  October 2021

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• Dream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,949 mod

  October 2021

  shawnmjr said:

  
  

  Would be even better for someone pregnant!

  Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  
  

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  Be sure to bring up politics at your big Thanksgiving dinner. It's going to save you money on Christmas gifts.
  
  Follow me for more holiday tips.
  

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  aint that the truth .........see the post above this one 

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  Like the previous clown was doing anything on those subjects other than dismantling our healthcare? Anyone ever see that great healthcare plan promised for 4 years? More jobs created under Obama than trump ever dreamed of...and what happened to the 6% gdp that was promised? I got screwed for 4 years, think I will wait for the facts over the next four years.

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• LaRea Member, Moderator Posts: 8,075 mod

  November 2021 edited November 2021

  The world is upside-down.  What's next -- space aliens?  Dogs and cats living in harmony?  Defacing the iconic Ford Mustang by turning it into a hideous sport cute-ility vehicle?  
  
  Oh, wait.  Right.  You wish this was a joke!  
  
  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  Fugley 

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• Willhound Member Posts: 4,242 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  That's like when in Canada we say "Save a tree....eat a Beaver".😎

  "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
  2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021 edited November 2021

  that mach e is bad a$$....wish they would have called it something else but it is bad!

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  November 2021

  “Growin’ up, my family was so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothin’ to play with.”
  

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  “I’m so ugly as a baby they tied sausages around my neck so even the dog would play with me”

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,616 admin

  November 2021

  So freaking true............... lol

  2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com

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• mattie Member Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  
  

  246BR, 276BR, H310BR current

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  November 2021

  I went to my doctor today and he asked me if there are any new health related issues. I told him my wife may have VD. The doc gave himself a penicillin shot.

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  November 2021

  shawnmjr said:

  
  

  How are you supposed to fit hard liquor in that?
  
  

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• aero3113 Member Posts: 9,929 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  @RiverRat232 all of that is fermented 100 proof.

  2008 330EC

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  November 2021

  aero3113 said:

  @RiverRat232 all of that is fermented 100 proof.

  That's genuis.

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• RiverRat232 Member Posts: 596 ✭✭✭

  November 2021

  The Edmund Fitzgerald thread reminded me of this.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udZFnUb4Q6A&ab_channel=noble
  

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• GMSLITHO Member Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  Those are great 

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  
  

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  
  

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• rasbury Member Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  I saw that one coming!

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• Ian Member Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  Help line caller: “My son keeps eating electric cords, what should I do?”
  Counsellor: “Ground him until he conducts himself properly.”

  Regards,

  Ian

  The Third “B”

  Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

  https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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• randy56 Member Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭✭✭

  November 2021

  A guy lost his hat and decides to just steal one
  
  He figures best place is church as there are plenty of people and hats are hanging from racks. But he decides to listen to sermon instead. After the sermon he approaches the minister and says "You know, I came here to steal a hat. But I heard you preach about 10 Commandments and I changed my mind." "That's nice to hear" says the minister. "Yes, once you got to "you shall not covet your neighbor's wife" I remembered where I forgot mine."
  

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