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    Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good one Randy
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    Dream_InnDream_Inn Member, Moderator Posts: 7,558 mod
    Well, my wife doesn't complain too much about it because she'll hear others at the dock talk about how much it cost to have the mechanic fix things.  (I'll look at her during those talks and then later remind her).  Only problems sometimes she has is if I stay at the docks too long on the weekend and end up working on too many other boats instead of going out on ours.  So, I think #5 on gacks list for me could be tinkering on boat.

    Dream 'Inn III -- 2008 400 Express

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    Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My Admiral just laughs.....geez I don't even have a boat anymore yet alone a Rinker. Although was out on the Waverunner today for a couple of hours, hot, light breeze, slight ripple on the water - had it up to 50 mph - man is that fast when you are that close to the water - and there was lots of throttle left. Friend with identical machine had his up to 60 yesterday - too fast for me LOL. 
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    Handymans342Handymans342 Member Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That was epic Randy .Hahahahhahaha
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    IanIan Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭
    Too funny.

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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    Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Really good Randy!
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    boatman37boatman37 Member Posts: 798 ✭✭✭
    lol. good one
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    Autodog61Autodog61 Member Posts: 92 ✭✭

    I'm a dog person so -

    How to clean a Head

    1.  Put both lids on toilet seat up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl,

    2.  Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the head,

    3.  In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids,

    4.  The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.  Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5.  Flush the toilet three or four times.  This provides a "power wash and rinse"

    6.  Have someone open the cabin door of the cuddy.  Be sure that there is no people between the head and the cabin door,

    7. Stand behind the head as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids,

    8.  The cat will rocket out of the head, streak through the cabin, and run outside to the dock where he will dry himself off. 

    9.  Both the head and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    sincerely........................The DOG.

     

    Holy Smokes, don't forget the bilge plug!
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    randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was laughing out loud, my wife said what is wrong with you, Funny
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    reneechris14reneechris14 Member Posts: 3,134 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2018
    Self agitating Lol
    Sparkling clean Lol
    2005 Rinker FV342  Pawcatuck river,Ct
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    IanIan Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭
    I was laughing so much the admiral couldn’t understand me reading it out.

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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    rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,237 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So I was driving to work when the dreaded blue lights came on. The officer ask me why I was going so fast. I said a little gruffly I was just trying to keep up with traffic. He looked around and said there aren't any other cars around. I said I know, see how far behind I am?!
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    raybo3raybo3 Administrator Posts: 5,459 admin
    A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car when the brunette says "I hear Christmas is on a Friday this year"  the blonde replies I hope it's not on the 13th............ 
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org     raybo3@live.com
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    rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,237 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So, the blond takes her car into the shop in tears, car running badly and she owes to much money on her car to trade it because the miles are tanked on it. So the mechanic trying to help her out says to her " I'll get it running ok and we will turn the odometer back so you can trade out of it and get a new car" So, couple of weeks later he sees her driving the car and asks why she did not get rid of the car. Her reply was, "why should I , it only has 40000 miles on it!"

    Are blond jokes politically correct any more?
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    IanIan Member Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭✭
    Childbirth at 75
    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 75-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

    'May I see the new baby?' I asked
    'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
    'No, not yet,' She said.
    After another few minutes had elapsed,
    I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
    'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
    Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
    'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
    'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM  O.K.?!!'

    Regards,

    Ian

    The Third “B”

    Secretary, Ravena Coeymans Yacht Club

    https://www.rcyachtclub.com/

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    Black_DiamondBlack_Diamond Member Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Holiday advice. 

    Past owner of a 2003 342FV
    PC BYC, Holland, MI
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    randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wife texts husband: Windows frozen - won't open.

    Husband texts back: Pour hot water around edges, then tap with hammer.




    10 minutes pass. . . .

    Wife texts husband: Computer REALLY messed up NOW!
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    WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭
    An oldie but a goodie.

    Guy walks into a bar and says "Guess what guys? I got a new boat for the wife!

    Old drunk in the corner looks up and says "Nice trade!
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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    randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mean while some where in Canada

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    randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    WillhoundWillhound Member Posts: 4,185 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Knot Quite Shore" - 2000 FV270 (Sold)
    2018 Cherokee 39RL Land Yacht (Sorry...)
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    randy56randy56 Member Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Is the bottom bolt big enough?????

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    rasburyrasbury Member Posts: 8,237 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good ones!
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    Michael TMichael T Member Posts: 7,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Willhound - do you know where that guy is today?
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